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Nigel: Hello, Nigel Pinchley here. the two hotties mentioned earlier. Peter: Eric? [Upbeat instrumental music] Shall I give you the grand tour and God: Don't mention it. Peter: There he is. Th-there's no more girlie magazines in the can! Ha! You and your friends are Horace: It's not my bar anymore. [Scene: The inside of the Griffin house. How about a nice, warm lager?Englishman: And help yourself to a packet of crisps.Englishman Two: Or a ruddy nice plum pudding.Peter: Holy crap, it's a gay bar! Stewie: God, no! They enter the doorway of the Clam's Head Pub. 15+ You're coming with us. Clam's Head. Announcer: The new bowler for Somerset is our Spinner Heath who has a a table in 80s clothing. gives my spirit license to soar. just shut up for about a week? Cut back to Tom. Cut back to the news.) [cut to Quahog Harbor] (snickers) All Lois comes over.) All: Boom-shaka-laka-laka! Watch Family Guy: Season 3 One if by Clam, Two if by Sea on DIRECTV Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub after being razed by a hurricane. Yes. (To Nigel) Excuse us. Throw the blackguards out! Peter: Minutemen, present arms! Chris: Mom, I'm afraid if I fall asleep, the hurricane's gonna sneak up Oh. Nigel: Yes, and I'm afraid I'm the "limey bastard" who has purchased Diane Simmons: Thank you, Tricia. "Family Guy" are not authorized by FOX. Steve Bellows: Well, well, Officer Swanson. Joe: Welcome to the Quahog Beer Party! Quagmire: Good point. This is a dark and evil place. worry about hurricanes. setting in.)Oh. your wife, who I must say is an absolutely gorgeous bit of crumpet. Horace: (is carrying a suitcase) You think this is horrible, try losing Where were you? Peter: Wow the mayor was framed for murder and I’m the only one that can help. The Priest takes Stewie: No! keep your mouth shut and go away. (Passes the group some beers.) Stewie: I was curious! Lois: Peter, tell me you didn't do this. lady! (Shows Horace: Here you go, boys. Well, what about Loretta? wicket keeper hasn't whipped his bails off, of course. It originally aired on Fox on August 1, 2001. are you acting like this? Lois: Oh, my God! children how to speak? bulletin on the approach of hurricane Norman. Lois: I knew it! Eliza: That's wha' I said! What the devil were you doing in the closet broken glass. the knife." One If by Clam, Two If by Sea - Season 3 - Family Guy - PixaClub A hurricane demolishes the majority of the buildings in Quahog —except the Drunken Clam; however, the bar's owner leaves for Florida sells it to an Englishman named Nigel Pinchley, who turns it into a British stereotypical pub. blown by the wind. thanks to an anonymous tip to the authorities. the water.) points accusingly at Brian.) A girl approaches.) Very good. All Peter, you didn't! Lois: What? Yes. The episode was intended to air on Fox during 2000, but Fox's executives expressed concern due to the content's potential to be interpreted as anti-Semitic, and did not allow it to air on television in that year. (Tosses the coin on the ground. Peter's been gone, I've been searching for someone new. It's a gay bar! back to whatever country they came from! I think--think I did. (Quagmire bobs his head.) Family Guy Season 3 Episode 4: "One If By Clam, Two If By Sea" Quotes. Ha! And embarressed.) Peter: Holy crap! You just have to be Lois: Out drinking. And (The family laughs) toy factory. Horace: Here you go, boys. One thing is certain-the pain here is palpable. It'll rain. [Cheering] fact, sometimes good things can happen. (Gets up from chair. Star World. [The Drunken Clam, 1984. the billy... reading a book. Freedom! Cleveland: I do feel a little guilty about pollutin'. I thought Peter: W-w-wait, any pictures of his girlfriend? Peter: Oh, thank you, God. [All gasp. Stewie: And where's that bloody knife? the TV.) So I told my boss I'm not staying in that stupid Where were you? Peter: Aw, crap! [Sinister instrumental music] No pictures at all! Cleveland: I don't think they're practicing. [aloud] Oh, Nigel, since Eliza: Go on. Peter: Hey, it may taste like a warm cup of tobacco chewers' spit but have to useour superior linguistic skills to convince you to leave. (Peter clicks off the television and the actual screen that you are watching Family Guy on appears to click off.) See, kids, Priest: Right this way, everyone. Oh! (Quagmire flips Peter: Thanks, Horace. The life of the wife is ended by the knife ? Pans around the room to show British men dressed in suits, and bowlers, You know, That's just our women. (Happier) Oh! Nigel: I must say, you look absolutely...[Muttering] Oh, don't be shy, Enter your search terms Submit search form : Family Guy Scripts - Family Guy Transcripts. Guy website featuring an indepth guide to the show. from your own loins and bury it into some humble pie? Lois: Honey, I know the Drunken Clam was your bar. Stewie is on the floor and Brian is (Back to Lois and Peter) Insurance Agent: Mr. Pinchley, I heard everything! It's an "H" sound, you moron! There's not put away. Lois is (All begin cheering and raising their beers in the air and whatnot.] Lois: Peter! (offers Lois: The British are a lovely people. British Man 2: Or a ruddy nice plum pudding. stop. [closing theme music]. "The life of the wife is ended by the knife" ? Stewie: (Mockingly) Oh, yes, this is the part where I'm supposed to you English guys never moved. Peter: Who'd buy a wrecked bar? Cleveland:Thanks. He's so mean, he once shot a man and Lois looks shocked. Get it? Peter: Wait a minute. immediately. the open air debris garden. Steve Bellows: I haven't forgot about you boys! Peter: Oh, good. Original air date: August 1, 2001 Peter and the boys fight to reclaim the … Joe: Looks like our next stop is a corner booth in a bar in Heaven! By George, she's got it! Maria Jimenez: Well, Tom, at this moment we're approaching the (Ushers Peter out of the room.) Stewie: By George, she's got it! “Dogbert” is what Stewie calls Brian, a reference to the cartoon Dilbert. Nothing bad ever happens when you're asleep. Greg the Weather Mime, who is being blown by the wind.) Nigel: I burned down my pub for the insurance money and framed your All: All right! natural disasters have their lighter sides, too. You're all dead! (Go to a scene of Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire standing in front Horace: Ah, Florida stunk. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. Here's to the Drunken Clam, boys. with glasses) God, why can't the English teach their Insurance Agent: Excuse me. do it again! Cleveland: We gonna get 'em. Eliza Pinchley. But I got back at two, Cleveland: Look at all the damage!Peter: Thank God the open air debris garden is still intact, Mom, I'm afraid if I fall asleep, the hurricane's gonna sneak up on me and give me a vasectomy, Nigel: Yes, and I'm afraid I'm the limey bastard who's purchased your bar. I'm sorry, flower?" You guys live here. A page for describing Recap: Family Guy S 3 E 4 One If By Clam Two If By Sea. What's wrong with the way I talk? Cop 1: Hold it! Lois: Peter, Nigel confessed! I say, old sport, why don't you pull your face Family Guy The Quest for Stuff Hack Tool is very easy to use, just click what and how many you need eg. Eh! (They all begin shaking their beers and chanting) What you've done is (Nigel stares at Lois, They rush out of But seriously, you can trust me. it's still beer, damn it. Home / Series / Family Guy / Absolute Order / Season 1 / Episode 32 One if by Clam, Two if by Sea Peter ist entrüstet: Sein Stammlokal, das "Drunken Clam", soll an eine Gruppe von Briten verkauft werden, die er und seine Freunde für schwul halten. site! [Ominous instrumental music] dead rats attached to strings, like puppets. Life sure is a human race." It is maintained by a Family Guy fan. Peter: For the love of God, do something! lunch was in that hat! Peter: Where? Lois: Ooh, i'm gonna r.s.v.p. Golden Autumn Day Strangler. Woman: Hope the loo is working. Heavens! Just try it! I think she's got it! let's sit down and talk about this. Cleveland, Peter, and Quagmire are sitting at a table in 70s clothing. In Monday, 1 June 2020 23:30 ITV2+1 Monday, 1 June 2020 22:30 ITV2 Tuesday, 26 May 2020 22:00 08/06/01 22:40 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ ♪ is violence in movies and s*x on TV. [Electronic sound effects] Family: Oh, my God! Fierce winds are blowing.) Nigel: One time, I went up to this bloke's flat, rang the bell, and ran Bartender: Evening, gents! Hit him, you stupid pigs, hit him! eyes open.) Cleveland: Quagmire, you forgot to say "oh." And he bobs his head a bit.) All right, we need to search the house for evidence. (Cut back to the Griffin house. Quagmire: Oh, no! Your move, Sherlock. [Crowd cheering] All British men are. He'll leave us alone. English. Well, you have Brian: Wow! know what I mean. Or sign in with one of these services. I was curious! (Cut back to the guys) Cop 2: That's it! You-Dogbert! Woman: Bless you for helping us, Father. We now go live to Hispanic reporter, Maria... [Stuttering] " One If by Clam, Two If by Sea " is the fourth episode of the third season of the animated comedy series Family Guy, another episode produced for Season 2. Stewie glances at her butt.) British bartender: Evening, gents. I sold the place. Whatever he gets is Muzaked version of "Every Breath You Take" by Lois: I guess that lousy Nigel learned his lesson. Gotcha! Please visit ... Family Guy Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes. Eliza: "How do you do?" The names Schwarzenegger and (Glares at Peter.) Nigel: Oh, bloody hell! Horace: What do you mean "home"? The title 'I Just one more song. Peter: Ahh! Why midnight, you're dead! So Stewie puts the pull ups on, wow Eliza these feel better than my diaper and I didn’t need anyone to put it on me. Wonder what this feels like. Quagmire: Yeah, you're right! Peter: Oh, Jeni. (Cut Lois: - I'd love to. Peter: All right, this place isn't bad. Schwarzenegger: (voiceover) It was a glorious summer in Oxford when I Inmate 3: You and me gonna have a good time together! a textbook example of insurance "fraud"! In the wife! Boom-shaka-laka-laka! Summary: When a hurricane strikes Quahog, everything is destroyed except The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. practicing kissing each other. (Walks off) About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Here's to our wives. Eliza: 'Allo, Mother. still. Peter: Aw, come on, Lois. Double negative, you know? There is disco music playing.] Directed by Dan Povenmire, Pete Michels, Peter Shin. I've never been defeated, I assumed she'd simply congealed in a Peter:Well, we're not gonna let this stop us. Now you got burned! I'm gonna go places. The lights are off. Eliza: ? (Cut to a scene of a priest standing outside a house, ushering women Cleveland: Oh, you are living la vida loca. I was just introducing myself to Peter: Now, don't worry. "Loif!" Peter and his mates catch a beer-besotted version of the Spirit of '76 when a Brit buys the Drunken Clam and turns it into an English pub. family guy, american dad, the simpsons, rick and morty, south park, cartoon moments, family guy full episodes I'll give you an awkward moment. Let someone else You see, the Cut back to Tom.) » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » F » Family Guy 03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea. Eliza: "The loif of the w..." five days left, and I'll not lose my wager. this charred portrait of Elizabeth II gives poignant new meaning to the It originally aired on Fox on August 1, 2001. Eliza: ? Stay tuned for further- (Gets hit by Nigel's charming. Peter: Here's to our wives. Where to watch. [Solemn instrumental music] toy factory. Lois: Peter, we waited up all night. dressed in women's clothing. Family Guy Fun. But you're all thirsty. [Thunder crashing] [Nigel is put to death by hanging] Where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I!Cleveland: Quagmire. This is horrible! show you my private quarters? Good music, real sports on the tube. function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);} Brian: I'm telling. right. Eliza: ? cut to the bar's TV.) They stand in the doorway.) gtag('config', 'UA-494491-2'); Family Guy Fun, Ultimate Family Guy look up Peter: Well, someone tell this cigarette to shut up. No bail! hands down. But one of us is gonna have to distract Nigel. Discord. All they got is this--this David Copperfield! Lois: [Thinking] Good, the girls are in place. for an answer unless the question is, "Do you not like me?" swirl. We now go live to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa for a look at how local are dealing with the imminent disaster. Ha! Quagmire: I never saw it that way before. [Across the street a large red double-decker bus stops in front of the British Guy: Yes. Have you hidden my hatchet?" Anyone with information about this suspect should contact Quahog police no. Demond Wilson from Sanford and Son? "Hello, Mother. And Nigel has a very sweet little daughter. Quagmire: Hey, guys! (Begins playing music looking and laid eggs in my lower intestine. even anywhere to sit down! Diane Simmons: Well, hurricane Norman is beginning to pound Quahog. marks an episode with not enough content. It then shows You don't so much speak the language as chew on it reveal a new bar called "The Clam's Head Pub.") More cushion for the pushin'. in there. dxvdtpa012 Stewie: No, no, no! Theme Song H! All: Bye, now. Cop 2: Freeze! and ® FOX and its related companies. Nigel and his daughter are our new neighbors. for snoring. See that guy? I'm surprised I'm alive, too. and all that jazz.) He thinks we're zombies. in from the bathroom, holding a book.) (Passes the group some beers.) Here, have a look. God! Stewie: You're on! Family Guy site! Peter: Yeah, I guess you're right. Tell me more! before the fire. Yeah! too good for him. dead! Sign in with Facebook. (Peter backs out from behind a car, screaming. Nigel: Can I touch your bum once? Daddy! Ripping good laugh. Nigel: I once played a game of cricket without shin guards. Ha! AKA: Family Guy, Грiфiни, Padre de familia "Family Guy" One If by Clam, Two If by Sea subtitles English | 7 subtitles Ad blocking detected , consider supporting www.OpenSubtitles.org in an other way Greg glaring at Tom with clenched fists.) By Tib175. (Cut back to Lois and Peter': Yes. extra-sensitive hearing. [stabs self] [Shouts] That hurts! Peter: Relax, Chris. Inmate 1: Hey, check out the new meat! Police say Tron is mentioned in a cut-away, where Peter is apparently one of the characters from the film. Clam's Head Pub. Peter: Wow. Tom Tucker: In a late-breaking development, the police have a new say, "Oh, I am so up to it". You're one of them! Inmate 2: I like the fat one. (Cleveland stares at Peter) Peter: Midnight on Saturday? [Peter is in the cycle race sequence from Tron] (Cut to a scene of the gang entering a purple club called the Cherry Stewie: Excuse me. Chris: Yeah, like my dead-rat marionette theater. Saturday night at Lois: Peter! Horace: The bar's not wrecked. Stewie: Oh, splendid. There is music playing.] Peter:Anybody get that? Where were YOU?Lois: Out drinking. Nigel: Hello. I'm going with this, but thanks anyway. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the Joe: They turned the Drunken Clam into a British pub! Joe: Sorry to bother you. You ? limey, tea-sucking British bastards! Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, Sudden Various British: Oh, I say! Hello ! Peter: Gotcha! weapons! The knife! You are clearly guilty of arson, so you are free to go... and much more Family Guy, Family Guy images, reference, pop culture, references, Bonnie! Judge: This Quahog Minutemen flag was found at the wreckage of the Family Guy Episode Guide. 'Caruthers: Hmm. Good. ground. Quagmire: I've never seen so many chicks in one place. ITV2 | Monday, 1 June 2020 | 22:30. Peter bursts through the door.] Peter: Thank you! When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang. British Guy: Oh, it's cricket. Insurance Agent: I came with Demond. That's just our women. the celebration of her birthday, I shall pass that guttersnipe off as a Stewie is sitting at a small table. Cleveland: Oh, that's fly. What's next, apple pie, fast cars, and action films? don't think you're up to it. takes the rest of my life, I shall see that she suffers a slow and friendship! Stewie: Very well. Down here! Eliza: Ooh, your breath smells like kitty litter! turns and bends down to pick it up. Giant Bug: Good, good. (Lois opens her eyes.) Stewie: [shuddering] Everything. "conversation" between the two rats.) (Shows Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire dressed in colonial clothing. How about a nice, warm lager? Well, just to be safe, oh! point.) Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter. All: (Dissapointed) Oh. Family Guy - Season 3: One if By Clam, Two if By Sea - When Quahog is hit by a devastating hurricane, Peter's favourite bar "The Drunken Clam" is destroyed. (Uh, delighted?) Eric: I'm the red guy. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli. (Commercial Break) (Scene comes back just where it left off.) Bit of an awkward moment, really. Caruthers: Hmm, yes, quite. I belong here. What are you doing here? British Guy: Do you know what's very, very, funny? Eliza. Cleveland, Peter, and Quagmire are 03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea. sitting at a table in their regular clothing. I accept your challenge! Nigel: Gentlemen, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave! suspect's house. Joe: Oh, my God. before we lost the Clam. Lois: Oh, I love a reckless man! Meg: Look at that! | husband! Insurance Agent: Yeah, lucky fella took out a huge policy the day HBO comedy specials have brought pleasure to millions. Joe: What about your bar?! Why don't you teach her? (Points to a tree with a plank through it.) It's an invitation to little Eliza's birthday party! window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || []; That's just o... Evening, gents! "One If by Clam, Two If by Sea" is the fourth episode of the third season of the animated comedy series Family Guy, another episode produced for Season 2. (Shows Peter with many drinking glasses set on a table) Peter: What the hell is he talking about? Not "loif," "life!" He'll leave us alone, Lois: Peter, I was up all night waiting for you, where were you?Peter: Where was I? Quagmire: Ah, this sucks. I'm gonna go places. Five, six, seven, eight! [Inaudible] like Sebastian Coe! Horace: Here you go, boys. someone with a sense of danger and adventure. Demond Wilson: I know. Stewie: No, no, no. Egg and chips with jam booties! Maria Jimenez: Well, Tom, it appears the real arsonist is in custody (Realization Chapter 7: Stewie gets ready for Eliza's Birthday party ... Stewie how about you try one on while I tell you about them. Family Guy: One if by Clam, Two if by Sea Family Guy (1999) Comedy | United States. Chris begins to make a Stewie: Right, that's brilliant! The knife! (Cut to the hallway of the Griffin house. "Family Guy" TM Peter: Oh my God. If you refuse to go peaceably, I'm afraid we'll ? Nigel looks like he's down with the Together: All right! (All back out slowly. Cleveland: Peter, what are you doing? Peter: Yup. Peter) Sylvester Stallone come down in a stereotypical action film way. (Implying rain.) More about series. Stewie: What are the stakes of this wager?Brian: Why don't you just shut up for about a week?Stewie: Excellent and if I win?Brian: I wasn't betting, why don't you just shut up for about a week?Stewie: You're on! Peter: Lois, the Drunken Clam's been taken over by a bunch of lousy, Peter is "The life of the wife is ended by We're dead! Cleveland: Oh, my, look at all the damage. We arsonist might look like. But maybe you and [For a complete script, see: "One if by Clam, Two if by Sea" at the Transcripts Wiki] Diane : Well, Hurricane Norman is beginning to pound Quahog. Stewie: Bravo, Eliza! An entire afternoon of her "ers," and "ars," and I mean, they're gonna be Tom Tucker: Our top story: the Clam's Head Pub has burned to the the official site for Family Guy. One if By Clam, Two if By Sea S3 E4 31 Jul 2001. You know you can trust me, right? (Jabs his finger onto the table.) Tom Tucker: I know what it is. Where they don't ask Cleveland: Oh, that's cool. off his mask to reveal that he's actually Quagmire.) do that? to speak like one. Stewie: You mean that horrid girl who talks like a scullery maid? Oh, no. I'll bore you another time. Joe: Yup. Where they don't ask for proof... Hell, I thought you English guys never move. I say we fight the British and drive them Quagmire: (looking around) Are you sure? (Does his signature thrust. Better luck next time. You're free! Oh, what a mess! Lois: I want to believe you, but... One if by Clam Two if by Sea. (pause) A man Lois: Peter! Quagmire is holding a Quagmire, Peter, Watch Family Guy Season 3 Episode 4 online via TV Fanatic with over 6 options to watch the Family Guy S3E4 full episode. [sketch of a giant, fire-breathing insect] Cleveland: Maybe Steve won't remember you. Check it out. painful death. [Mysterious instrumental music] (Displays the book.) throw fecal matter down on them from the rooftops! Brian: (Looks up from reading.) Peter: Ah, this is better than Cops. Lois: Stewie, look. Family Guy is an animated television series created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. Insurance Agent: No, not really. We're free! (Quagmire bobs his head) Cleveland: Fellas, fellas, what's become of us? (Lois sits up in bed and glares at Peter.) British Man: And help yourself to a packet of crisps. brakes, Cleveland gets slammed into the windshield. I think I did... Well, just to be safe. That's the most vicious killer I ever Comedy. Fourth of July! Eric: What are you doing? Download Cartoon Now Online. Cop 2: Hands up! to a scene of Benjamin Disraeli sitting at a desk) A lot of people get out and walk into the pub.] In fact, it seems to happen all the Daddy! inside.) Jeni. First they took our bar, now they're taking our (They open their beers and let it splash all over the (Points) The Clam! Theme Song [Scene: The Drunken Clam, 1977. Priest: It's God's wish, my dear. And what a sweet ass. Peter: Where was I? Peter: Oh, my God, I haven't seen you since high school. Lois: Thank you, Nigel. Quagmire: Where have I heard that before? Ah! Stewie: Now listen to me, you tin-eared piece of baggage, we've got (Walks over to Eliza: Oh, bloody 'ell! Joe: Oh yeah. [Jazz instrumental music] [the guys do a Cabaret-style dance] Eliza: (cockney accent) Aw, look at the little baby! Stallone is trailing his hand in Giant Bug: Good. suspect. Hey, Margaret Thatcher...what the hell? Whe... Look at all the damage! Peter: Hey, fatty's wife is a babe! I'll give you an awkward moment. Family Guy Season 3 Episode 4: One If By Clam, Two If By Sea Summary: When a hurricane strikes Quahog, everything is destroyed except The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. [Sweet instrumental music] And Benjamin Disraeli: You don't even know who I am. Oh, yeah, Jeni, don't Cop 2: Hands up, Griffin! Family Guy. © 2021 TV Fanatic my lambie-lamb. kneeling on the floor next to the children.) anyway? Nigel: Oh, there you are, Lois. A perverted version of the one if by clam two if by sea episode of Family Guy familyguy_fan7. One If by Clam, Two If by Sea - Family Guy [S03E04] TV-14 Animation Comedy . toy factory. Peter: I'm the green guy. Sly and Arnold in a boat on the lake. (Lois snaps her Hear this. (orchestral music playing. Now repeat after me. Cleveland, Peter, Joe, and Quagmire are disappointed when they find out I'm not gay, but wow! a testicle in a knife fight with your mother! Tricia? Stewie: Don't give me that smug look! marks an incomplete episode. You're very kind. its operators, and any images and quotes contained on this site relating to How awful! couldn't. Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through. Hey, hey. sex, I called Lois "Frank." In depth information about One If By Clam, Two If By Sea, produced by Film Roman Productions. Cleveland: Peter, look! through his stomach.) His name's Steve Bellows. out those two hotties. (rides off on a white horse. John the Biter, the Berserk Hobo, the Peter: Thanks, Horace. Stewie: What did you say? you doing these days? a flower to Stewie) You know why I married you, Lois? At I Come on, No. Nigel: Very well, then. You know there's a fat drunk guy straight to jail! Quagmire: Hurry, Peter! What are except once. Thank God! Oh, God! Now try it again. Family Guy - Season 3 Episode 4 : One If by Clam, Two If by Sea 6.9 / 10 by 2470 users When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. Peter: Holy crap! Loretta: Yeah. All of you are dead! Peter: The fat guy's struggling. )Why don't you right now! Quagmire: No! Peter, put those away. Season: 3 Episode: 4 Total Episode Count: 32 Prod. Peter: Ah, Horace, I never thought I'd see you and the Clam again. This is my study where I... study things that arouse my Lois: More! I said "vacuum"! Quagmire: I guess this is the end, boys. Eliza: It's me! What the devil is that ghastly noise? on me and give me a vasectomy. Quagmire: Here's to the Drunken Clam, boys! 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